Princess Charlene in Dior Haute Couture in Beverly Hills: lovely or boring?

I really don’t understand why Princess Charlene NEVER wears her tiara. If I had a tiara, I would spend my days looking for a reason to wear it. She’s only worn the “Ocean Tiara” a handful of times in the past few years. Blah. Anyway, these are photos of Charlene and Prince Albert last night at the 2014 Princess Grace Awards Gala in Beverly Hills. Charlene wore a bridal look from Dior Haute Couture. I’m assuming this was made especially for her. It’s flattering and pretty. Sort of boring. And I’m pretty tired of that neckline on her.

As we learned on Monday, Princess Charlene is expecting twins. Some of you think that this means that there was some science involved with the conception. I agree. What do you think I meant when I spoke of the Insemination Dungeon? I feel pretty certain that Charlene did not conceive these babies by the traditional sexin’ method. As for which twin will inherit the throne or whatever… I’m assuming it’s still the oldest twin, right? Even if the oldest twin is just a few seconds or a few minutes older.

I’m also including some photos of Eva Longoria and Oscar Isaac (and his TERRIBLE mustache) at the same event.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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